Big Shocker Friday

Shocking events too crazy not to list for you all. Sarcasm at it finest, no?

1. Its raining. Again. Hasn't it already been 40 days and 40 nights. Christ. NOW I have to finish the ark.

2. My kids are sick. Again. No? Really? Cuz its only been like 3 weeks straight. I'm certain DCS will be arriving at my door to see if my kids are working the Meth Lab again.

3. We have a busy weekend planned. Full of birthday parties, soccer games and the like. Oh joy.

4. I am officially done teaching for the semester. Two words. Thank. God.

5. Is the kids school year nearly over YET?! Because I am DONE with the projects and the reports and the activities and field days and Celebrations and Art Shows. OK?! Ok.

6. All the Tamagotchis are dead. *snickering*

7. It is a rule that the roses your daughters receives will last 2 weeks while the ones you get bend at the neck right after you put them in water.

8. I will beat the crap out of anyone who fucks with my sister.

There. I'm done. Anyone else shocked? I didn't think so.