Need Some Ideas

My 10 year Wedding Anniversary is rapidly approaching.

Its in less than a month. On the one hand, I can hardly believe its been that long already and on the other I can't believe its not our 25th. It feels like we've known each other forever. And though there are still days when I hold myself back from smothering him with the pillow, most days are really great. We have grown together over the last decade (decade?? is that CRAZY) and we have worn the carpet, sort to speak, and are very comfortable with one another. Some might be a tad uncomfortable with our degree of comfort - but that's another story. He is my Soulfreak. There's no one else, in the whole wide world, I would rather poke fun at others with.

So. This is a BIG Anniversary. I want to do something SPECIAL. I know (because I have left him countless hints) that he is looking for a special piece of jewelry for me. I have made some plans.

I have made a reservation for us to go to the Mohegan Sun Casino hotel for a sleepover (no sleeping allowed - what for the arm and leg they charge - we are having sex EVERYWHERE... WITH THE CURTAINS OPEN... sorry too much?!) Ahem. I have booked us a couples massage. For one hour. Glorious. I have reservations at the swanky Italian Restaurant (do you hear Billy Joel in there?? Bottle of red..... bottle of white...). And I have tickets for the comedy show to see Roseanne Barr. As stated above, we LOVE to laugh - so this should be REALLY fun. Of course, we will be gambling. Especially the roulette table which is already calling my name...... oh sweet spinning orb of numbers - Mamma needs a new PRADA!! And there is shopping and countless other things to enjoy. WITHOUT CHILDREN. BY OURSELVES. We can get silly drunk and stumble back to the room - no driving. No responsibilities. Kinda like being single again or at least before the kids. It will be FREEING. I. Can't. Wait.

BUT. I need a gift. Something to give him to tell him he's my special freak and there are no other freaks above him. That I love him more than anything and I would die without him. (And the award for Most Dramatic goes to Sharpie..... *roar of the crowd*) ANYWAY. Do you have ANY good ideas. I don't have a budget - so blue skies people. Any one? Any one? Buehler?