May 17, 2006

Need Some Ideas

My 10 year Wedding Anniversary is rapidly approaching.

Its in less than a month. On the one hand, I can hardly believe its been that long already and on the other I can't believe its not our 25th. It feels like we've known each other forever. And though there are still days when I hold myself back from smothering him with the pillow, most days are really great. We have grown together over the last decade (decade?? is that CRAZY) and we have worn the carpet, sort to speak, and are very comfortable with one another. Some might be a tad uncomfortable with our degree of comfort - but that's another story. He is my Soulfreak. There's no one else, in the whole wide world, I would rather poke fun at others with.

So. This is a BIG Anniversary. I want to do something SPECIAL. I know (because I have left him countless hints) that he is looking for a special piece of jewelry for me. I have made some plans.

I have made a reservation for us to go to the Mohegan Sun Casino hotel for a sleepover (no sleeping allowed - what for the arm and leg they charge - we are having sex EVERYWHERE... WITH THE CURTAINS OPEN... sorry too much?!) Ahem. I have booked us a couples massage. For one hour. Glorious. I have reservations at the swanky Italian Restaurant (do you hear Billy Joel in there?? Bottle of red..... bottle of white...). And I have tickets for the comedy show to see Roseanne Barr. As stated above, we LOVE to laugh - so this should be REALLY fun. Of course, we will be gambling. Especially the roulette table which is already calling my name...... oh sweet spinning orb of numbers - Mamma needs a new PRADA!! And there is shopping and countless other things to enjoy. WITHOUT CHILDREN. BY OURSELVES. We can get silly drunk and stumble back to the room - no driving. No responsibilities. Kinda like being single again or at least before the kids. It will be FREEING. I. Can't. Wait.

BUT. I need a gift. Something to give him to tell him he's my special freak and there are no other freaks above him. That I love him more than anything and I would die without him. (And the award for Most Dramatic goes to Sharpie..... *roar of the crowd*) ANYWAY. Do you have ANY good ideas. I don't have a budget - so blue skies people. Any one? Any one? Buehler?


At 12:55 PM, Blogger Island Girl said...

Sounds like you have a GREAT plan in the works!

You read about my 10 year anniversary weekend with dh right? I failed to mention that all I got the man was cologne and a card.
I'm not the person to give out suggestions on this one. lol

Ps-- In my defense I am saving up for dh's Fathers Day gift and he knows this. ;)

At 1:29 PM, Anonymous sherry said...

A cock ring, perhaps, for the special occasion?

Seriously. Hmmmmm. Must think, must think, must think...will have to get back to you on this one.

BTW, no sense in pulling the curtains open since no one will see you on the 476th floor. I'm just sayin'.

At 1:38 PM, Blogger HomeFireBlue said...

Two words: Blow Job.

Wait ... If y'all are anything like us then this has been covered. Shoot. (heh)

OK, well, obviously I'm not gonna be much help. Have tonnes and tonnes of open-curtain sex for me (we're currently doing it like rabbits over here in a misguided and insane attempt to repopulate the earth with Evil Geniuses but when we Do It with the curtains open the goats flee in terror)

So ... uh ...

Have a great time!


At 1:45 PM, Blogger Sharpie said...

OK Blue - seriously Diet Coke out the nose - hurts. so. bad.

*speaking in hushed tones - yes already covered...*

And Sher, do you really need a third Cock Ring? I mean really....

(Is it wrong that all of the above is true?!)

At 2:08 PM, Blogger Sheri said...

hmmm....I'll have to think about this. I think homefireblue was on the right track with her idea.... but maybe lots of them? The likes the Monhegan Sun has not seen before? with open curtains? (!) At the roulette table? oh the possibilities.

Rember.... whatever you do for your 10th, you'll have to outdo on your 15th, 20th etc... lol

At 11:55 PM, Blogger Louise said...

yeah if you overdo the blow job on the tenth, by the time you hit your golden anniversary you are going to have to be swallowing him whole and shooting him out the other end, just to top your own gift.
....although I assume by the time you get to 50 years the removable dentures will make things a little easier.... ;)
Sorry, too far??

At 5:59 AM, Blogger Sharpie said...

All you girls with the blow jobs - I was thinking like Satellite radio. Seriously. LOL.

At 1:22 PM, Blogger Carol said...

Satellite radio does sound like a nice gift, and I don't think you can go wrong with a Hummer H3 either -LOL

At 9:01 AM, Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

Can't stop laughing at Sherry's suggestion... maybe if you got a pair of cock rngs in sterling they could double as cufflinks...

I can never figure out what to get Husband. We have our tenth coming up this fall and I will be at a total loss. Let us know what you decide.

At 10:31 AM, Blogger Comic Mummy said...

Congrats: wow, a decade with no murder. That's awe-inspiring.

When we're low on $$ (which is always) I'm a bit believer in the power of words. I write poems (they're usually kinda funny) or a love letter. I know it's cheesy, but I'm sure gift-wrapped in a blow job (not literally I hope it goes without saying) it would be perfect.



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