To My Neighbor,

Really, I was happy to return your little howling beagle because we live on a BUSY road and he was walking the yellow line. I was certain he was going to get hit and killed.

I chased him down the road and he ran back to your yard.

I knocked on the door. TWICE.

You came to the door explaining the electric fence was down because they were cutting trees and invited me in.

I declined. I only wanted to bring back your dog.

You had just come out of the shower.

And your towel was too short.