June 13, 2008

I Am Typing From A Horizontal Position

The floor.

Because holymotherofgod I just finished (FINISHED) Jilliam Michael's Frontside DVD. And...I am almost dead. I can't even raise my arms to type. I have to tuck my elbows in and move my whole torso.

We don't need an army to win a war - that bitch could do it all on her own.

If I can move tomorrow - I'm gonna try the Backside DVD.

Pray for me.


At 11:35 AM, Anonymous Michele said...

What if the backside dvd renders you unable to sit? Or poop? that woudl elominate my two current greatest joys, since the diet took everything else away from me.

At 12:00 PM, Blogger Sharpie said...

Michele - I hadn't thought of that - Good thing I was too fucking sore to THINK about inserting the other DVD. It took me 2 days to recover. I worked out for the first time today. Cripes!!

At 2:30 PM, Anonymous BigHairEnvy said...

Congrats on your weight loss! Why does it have to be so difficult? Why can't we eat pasta??!!!


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