Snip, Snap Paddy-Whack...
Little snippets of the last few days -
since I don't have time to write a long, thought out post.
Lil Man and I in the car...
"Ma, ya wanna know what's WHACK?"
(He's FIVE people and we are WHITER than WHITE)
Through hysterical laughter...."What? What is WHACK?"
"That I saw My Teacher at the rollerskating rink."
Me - "Hmmm. Yeah , that IS whack"
My husband after playing Laser Tag with the Kids
"Laser tag is great. Its like paintball.
Without the pain of getting hit and all the running.
I sat up on top and just picked all the kids off."
My friend telling me how they celebrate Easter
"The kids have a chocolate egg Hunt in the back yard. They the guys go and hide the plastic eggs with money and scratch-offs inside. Only the women do it. Its in the front yard. We even bring a change of shoes for better traction."
Me - "Can you tell me what time this is, because I would like to drive-by to see it..."
Her - "Yeah, it only sucks if you are the one who gets the egg with "You're a loser inside"
Me - HYSTERICAL laughter.
May you all not be the ones with the Loser Message inside. Cuz that would just be whack.
8 Comments:
I wonder where that 'whack' word came from? -Whitney on crack? lol
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA - from the mouths of babes!
I LOVE the egg hunt for scratch-offs. I am SO doing that with my family this year!
I, too, will be stealing the scratch-off idea. And I can't wait until my little one says something whack to me!
I love that kid. More than cake. And that, my dear, is WHACK.
I can finally post! BLogger had it out for me the last couple of days.
I bought some WHACK shoes today.
I feel so young and hip now. ;)
We always say "If you don't smarten up - I'm going to nick-nick paddy-whack your ass"
I have no idea why we say that....it just rolls off the tongue nicely.
Easter egg-scratchoffs.... now that sounds fun!!!!
Ok, that's just hilarious.
(Jotting down ideas for next year's egg hunt when my kids will be old enough to read 'you're a loser')
Your blog is BAD - the kind of Bad that actually means GOOD. Your my kinda mom!
Duh, I meant You're, not YOUR.
You're my kind of mom.
I'm a stickler. Sorry. I'll shut up now.
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