Reasons Why I Can't Live Without My Husband

(Alternate headline: Why I can't kill him off and bury him in the backyard even those he makes me WANT to sometimes.)

1. He kills all the spiders.
2. He also picks up any dead animals/rodents. Yuck.
3. Two Words - Self Tanner. I would NEVER be able to get my back.....
4. He saves money - he's a saver/penny-pincher.
5. The sex is still mind-blowing after 15 years.
6. He has THE MOST TWISTED sense of humor (besides my own) that I have ever met.
7. He makes me coffee EVERY morning.
8. He thinks I'm sexy.
9. He's seen my naked for the last 15 years - that has to say SOMETHING about endurance, no?
10. We have inside jokes.
11. We poke fun (together and separately) at everyone, everything.
12. He knows ALL of my dirty little secrets.
13. He. LOVES. Me. anyway.
14. He does all the laundry. Actually he does laundry ALMOST every day.
15. He always supports me. He's my rock.
16. He lets me drive his hot little car whenever I don't want to be seen in the Minivan.
17. He pays the bills. On time. Always.
18. He's sexy.
19. He washes the cars.
20. He tells me every day how great I look and how proud he is that I am working so hard Working Out.
21. We like the same crappy music.
22. His...*ahem* manhood is the same size as Mr. Tommy Lee. It's true. I've seen the tape. Twice.
23. (There are more, but my sister says I can't list those on the internet...)