6 Weird Things (Times 2)

Which is twelve - but I could be wrong because, as I have mentioned before I suck at math. Without a calculator - I'm sunk.

So here's my list - since I've been tagged twice (I feel like the loser fat kid who couldn't run fast enough to never NOT be it)

1. I have weird body parts. I have no ankles or wrists to speak of. I am also double jointed in my thumbs and my toes. I can actually wave with my toes - fully fold them down and curl them under my feet... and I can walk around like that on the stumps on my feet - toes tucked under. Shut Up. I KNOW it's fucked up that I know I can.

2. I was once stalked by a man who was in jail. He used to write me letters about when he was getting out how he was going to visit me (and dice me into a million pieces) OK he didn't say that - but I was in college and it scared the FUCK out of me and HELLO he had my address!! A friend of the family who worked at the jail he was in threatened him and the letters stopped.

3. I once had a man jerk-off in front of me in McDonald's. Apparently, they really do use special sauce. He had a notebook up in front of him (nice cover, I never would have known). I literally threw my entire lunch I had just bought away and ran out of there.

4. I am an absolute FREAK MAGNET. Ask anyone who knows me - weird people seek me out. While walking the 6 blocks to the Swanky Affair - there was a large black man walking down the street rapping as loud as he could and who was he singing about? The girl with the basket. Yes. It happens all the time.

5. I have a serious affection for my IPOD. Actually I love it more than my family. Ok maybe not my immediate family - but the rest.

6. I work on national products/campaigns and pretend to everyone else its no big deal. But when I see my stuff I secretly freak a little. Like when my ads were in Sports Illustrated, Sporting News and ESPN magazine. It still gives me goosebumps.

7. I don't leave home without make-up on, my hair done, my attire in order or my wedding rings. Its like my armor. I feel naked without it. And yes, my nails are done too. Superficial, maybe. But I swear I just don't feel right without it. And I can shower and do all of the above in 20 minutes tops.

8. I am honest to a fault. If you want to know the truth (or don't) I'll tell you. I think part of this is because I am the most pathetic liar on earth. The other is I have no filter, as I have told you before. I often disclose everything I do wrong/stupid - like I'm confessing. I think I do it to see if I'm the only one. Plus, I totally can laugh at myself. And others.

9. I Google everything. I may be addicted.

10. I own more jewelry than a woman should.

11. I am an overachiever. Always have been. Its an issue. On top of that I am a control freak. Great combination.

12. You probably don't want to go gambling with me. Especially roulette - I can't stop. Seriously. Ask my sister.