August 17, 2007

Shit Week 2007....Continues

I came downstairs this morning at 6:00 am to find that HALF of the water in my 30 gallon fish tank had somehow escaped onto the kitchen floor pooling in the cat's nice comfy bed.

I have no idea how it happened as it does not seem to be leaking anywhere.

I am wondering if the cat has been watching Chriss Angel lately?

I mean honestly, can you blame him?

I can't say this enough....Thank God it's Friday. Now all this bad ju-ju - BE GONE!!!!


At 11:54 AM, Anonymous sherry said...

First of all, I wouldn't put it past your cat for a SECOND that he's been watching that Mindfreak and managed to will the water out of the tank. He's that kind of cat.

Second, yeah...Criss Angel is all smokin-scuzzy-hot, but seriously? He went on a date with Britney Spears the other night and immediately got a hotel room. Ew. Not that there's anything wrong gettin' some on the first date, but we all know with Brit, it's like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway.

At 2:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


I hope all the bad ju ju is gone.

And if you're cat has special mind powers...You should be taking him to buy a lottery ticket for me and then mail it to me :-D

At 1:50 PM, Anonymous lala said...

eww, Brit-knee, eww. but where was I? oh, I'm the most sorry about the course work you lost, holy crap.

At 6:15 AM, Blogger melodyann said...

wow, I just read about your bad week. Sounds like mine was a couple of weeks ago. I am trusting that NEXT week will be better for you, Sharpie.

hee, I just read sherry's comment. Throwin' a hot dog down a hallway. HAHAHAHA, I will steal that phrase and make it my own here in West-by-God-Virginia....

At 8:11 PM, Blogger THE BLUEST BUTTERFLY said...

Who is Chriss Angel???

At 7:36 AM, Blogger Sharpie said...

Sherry - I know the whole Britney thing is well, ewwwww. And I am guessing he didn't even have to make her panties disappear.

Hot dog down hall way. Absolutely.

At 7:38 AM, Blogger Sharpie said...

Chris - this cat is the worst cat on earth. So bad that I once returned it to the pound I got it from FOUR YEARS AFTER I took it home - only to feel really bad the next day and went and got him again.

If he had ANY marketable skills - I would have cashed in on them considering the crap he has pulled.

At 7:41 AM, Blogger Sharpie said...

Lala - thank you darling - it actually was alright - I could download most of what I lost because I had posted it to my class online.

MelodyAnn - The first time I heard the term "Hotdog Down A Hallway" was from my hairdresser - and I laughed so hard he couldn't even cut my hair.

Bluest BF - oh you are missin git if you have never seen his magic show. Google him and check out his MindFreak show on TV. Awesome.


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