March 06, 2008

Gene Simmons Has A Sex Tape

Yes, I know, I am late to the party, but hey, I brought Baked Lays!

Apparently, Gene was taped (without his knowledge) while boffing a young model, who refuses to kiss the 58 year old KISS bassist. Hilarious. I want to play a game...

Name this Sex Tape.
Go.

5 Comments:

At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no clue what the name of the sex tape is-but when I read it, I thought of RICHARD SIMMONS not the dude from KISS. The resulting mental image was not pleasant. I'm sorry-but thanks for making my day!

 
At 2:44 PM, Blogger Sharpie said...

Anonymous - Wow - just when I thought I couldn't be MORE grossed out - you go and throw Richard Simmons into it. Eew.

I want to make up a name for it - just take a stab! A poke? See where I'm going....

 
At 7:59 PM, Anonymous sherry said...

How about Kiss and Tell (or, Kiss and DON'T tell, at least from the looks of the vid which, BTW, I can't BELIEVE I watched)...

Gene Pool

Gene's Sleaze

Gene Gene the Sex Machine

Gene Screwing NOT Shannon Tweed

Gene the Hack-Man (get it? Gene Hackman? The actor?)

Alright. That's enough for now.

But seriously. EW.

 
At 3:12 PM, Blogger Laura said...

Gross...gross...gross...

 
At 7:20 PM, Anonymous Christine said...

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