The Yin To My Yang
*standing at the kitchen sink, preparing dinner - actually preparing is an exaggeration as I was technically reheating left-overs and preparing a salad.*
Hubby: "Hey. You look skinnier."
Me: "Oh, yeah?"
Hubby: "Yeah. Your ass and thighs - totally skinnier!"
*He knows this is my problem area - so I giddy* Me: "Really, ya think so?"
Hubby: "Yes."
Hubby: "And.... Your boobs are smaller."
Me: "Wait.....are you just saying that to get me to have sex with you?"
Hubby: *snorts* "I don't need to sweet talk you - you're easy."
We are both laughing - mainly because it's true - but laughing none-the-less.
posted by Sharpie @ 6:49 AM
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4 Comments:
It's funny how your hubs is so perceptive to how you look. He's that way with everyone, and notices even the slightest change.
But, hey! Smaller thighs, smaller ass and a husband willing to hang from the chandeliers on a Wednesday evening??? Niiiiiiiice.
Skinny complements are good, regardless of his intentions.
I'm easy too, and proud of it.
CLARIFICATION -
I am easy in my OWN HOME. Period.
If my husband told me my boobs were getting smaller, I'd punch him. Then I'd go put on another layer of bra or two just so I didn't look like a boy.
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